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Way too optimistic

  • Brother:

    look sis, when you're driving and some weird natural disaster occurs just keep thinking positive thoughts and don't panic

  • Brother:

    for example,

  • Brother:

    when the road is flooded, think 'yeah I can wash the underside of my car!'

  • Brother:

    hurricanes, think 'what a nice breeze gets my car clean and blow drys my hair'

  • Brother:

    thunder storms, 'I hope This thunder hits my car battery and recharges it!

  • Me:

    and when dad asks you for the money for car insurance?

  • Brother:

  • Me:

    you're a fucking idiot

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